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i have watched this video well over 200 times &amp; ive...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/youcancallmekellso/47366052659/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_47366052659" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jfef.tumblr.com/post/47157421358/i-have-watched-this-video-well-over-200-times"&gt;jfef&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i have watched this video well over 200 times &amp; ive laughed every single fucking time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47366052659</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47366052659</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:27:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3054dd6b44dcb824f0fa1b925f902ef/tumblr_mkp6j3lPGm1qaqtjpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/435239cf39cf7554c541cd6043aa358a/tumblr_mkp6j3lPGm1qaqtjpo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47365887168</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47365887168</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:25:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>color-me-courtney:

timmy drownin in the pussy </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb4w3oLfp1ry7ntdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://color-me-courtney.tumblr.com/post/47248817064/timmy-drownin-in-the-pussy" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;color-me-courtney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;timmy drownin in the pussy &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47365650872</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/47365650872</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:21:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxjua3ksF1qaodr1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/33265948230</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/33265948230</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:30:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: why isnt my pizza done yet?&#13;</title><description>me: why isnt my pizza done yet?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: I DID MY WAITING&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
mom: oh god, not again&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
mom: every time&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: IN AZKABAN!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/31833558109</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/31833558109</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 21:26:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.  </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.most-awkward-moments.com/post/29296219794/that-awkward-moment-when-your-best-friend-from"&gt;most-awkward-moments&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg8cclWstW1qe0ble.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://most-awkward-moments.com/"&gt;Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/29298075700</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/29298075700</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 20:01:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sburns36:

blasianxbri:

jstforkicks:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/youcancallmekellso/28880290229/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_28880290229" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sburns36.tumblr.com/post/28864192634/blasianxbri-jstforkicks-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sburns36&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blasianxbri.tumblr.com/post/27035212084"&gt;blasianxbri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jstforkicks.tumblr.com/post/27020401585/fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-i-cant-breathe"&gt;jstforkicks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I CANT BREATHE. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IS THIS REALLY THE TEXT? OMG. lmfao. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to read this book.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LMFAO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i loved this book but this was freakin hilarious &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28880290229</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28880290229</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:29:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m870hq6BMy1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28717543888</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28717543888</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 16:44:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbkazO2f81qcbanwo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://most-awkward-moments.com"&gt;Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28641147245</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/28641147245</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:36:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3osckn1rs1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/22685031183</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/22685031183</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 20:35:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That moment in class when you suddenly understand everything.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.most-awkward-moments.com/post/19496952379/that-moment-in-class-when-you-suddenly-understand"&gt;most-awkward-moments&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfk5sdbXKO1qa87r9.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com/"&gt;This blog will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19526204339</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19526204339</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:04:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0ctiAsfX1qck6lso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19465773625</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19465773625</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 15:17:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When your friends come over</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.most-awkward-moments.com/post/19331072827/when-your-friends-come-over"&gt;most-awkward-moments&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and your whole family becomes extremely embarrassing:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wsb5xqhU1qfiszl.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com/"&gt;Click here to laugh!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19409368272</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19409368272</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:05:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpovn499JG1qbfp80o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19403478423</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/19403478423</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:45:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzipliJX5a1qi7twio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17838425186</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17838425186</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:13:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsed0wCS7j1r10pi9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsed0wCS7j1r10pi9o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17821574276</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17821574276</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:34:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with 2 black guys and call it NIGGAS IN PARIS!</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltw42tqyX01qclpd2.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sn.im/220zd5i"&gt;More Funny Posts Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125298259</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125298259</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:32:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwjgnwTMGM1qj9lxho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125275473</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125275473</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:31:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dykebarbie:

Bomb
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw4ybMLmW1r0t202o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dykebarbie.tumblr.com/post/17078499037"&gt;dykebarbie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bomb&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125219771</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17125219771</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:30:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
“Taylor [is] just one of these stars that doesn’t have anything...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxgbipu2J1qbgeafo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxgbipu2J1qbgeafo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;“Taylor [is] just one of these stars that doesn’t have anything to do with modern day technology or opportunity. Take American Idol out of the equation. Take the internet out. Take everything out. She would have been a star any way. She’s just strange, in all the beautiful ways, just this doesn’t-really-belong-to-this-universe type person. She’s just that good.” -John Mayer&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17124566508</link><guid>http://youcancallmekellso.tumblr.com/post/17124566508</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:19:36 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
