jfef:
i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time
(via uppitywomenfolk)
timmy drownin in the pussy
me: why isnt my pizza done yet?
mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait
me: I DID MY WAITING
mom: oh god, not again
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
mom: every time
me: IN AZKABAN!
That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I CANT BREATHE.
IS THIS REALLY THE TEXT? OMG. lmfao.
I need to read this book.
LMFAO.
i loved this book but this was freakin hilarious
